About
Hey, I’m Chris
Here’s The Story, Bruh
For YEARS I wanted to start a coffee blog. I seriously brewed on it. I mean, I had bean thinking about it a long time. Grinding through the details, I needed a latte time to decide. But that time is now. That fateful day is here. I am officially “Living for Coffee!” (if you catch my drift, as it were, so to speak) — It was a hard choice between coffee, travel, or an avocado blog.
Something in me said “Brew it,” in an emperor Palpatine voice. Anywho, I am foaming at the mouth to spill the beans on some of the BEST coffee insights I have to offer you. This blog is for the voracious coffee drinkers of the world who long to read something that has some kick to it, not just another bland, decaffeinated coffee blog (there’s thousands of those online) that tip toes around the edges of normalcy — Noooo. Uh uh.
“Now I am become Coffee, the destroyer of my nervous system.” – Oppenheimer (probably)
SERIOUSLY – Here’s What I Do:
I love test-tasting coffee, trying out new coffee recipes, and acting downright ridiculous. I work as a marketer. When I’m not doing that, I juggle a bunch of side hustles. So, coffee is what keeps me alive.
Dear Coffee Diary…
Remember when websites used to be FUN? The internet was fresh, quirky, and unique – created by and for real “people.” Pepperidge Farm remembers…No, but seriously. The internet didn’t used to be a corporate sanitized hell hole dedicated solely to maximizing corporate brand visibility while using cheap SEO tactics and endless paid advertising. Damn it all. That bygone halcyon era of the internet was beautiful. It came and went. It had CULTURE – MEN of culture (yes, much like this AI-generated photo of a 45-year-old man wearing a Sailor Moon outfit). And as God as my witness, I vow to bring it BACK. What’s this have to do with coffee? Nothing. Just venting.
