About
Hey, I’m Chris

Here’s The Story, Bruh
For YEARS I wanted to start a coffee blog. Well, today is the day. Now is the time. I am officially “Living for Coffee,” as it were. Well, it was that or a travel blog or an avocado blog…
Something in me said “Brew it,” in an emperor Palpatine voice. Anywho, this site is dedicated to creating (more or less) accurate, helpful, and readable content for voracious coffee drinkers all over Missouri — and, frankly, the rest of the world too.
Here’s What I Do:
I work as a marketer. When I’m not doing that, I moonlight as an astrologer. So, my time is finite. But it is with that limited, precious free time that I craft these ludicrous blog posts explaining the intricacies of caffeinated beverages.

Dear Coffee Diary…
Remember when websites used to be FUN? Pepperidge Farm remembers…No, seriously. The internet didn’t used to be a corporate hellscape built solely on maximizing corporate brand visibility while using scummy SEO tactics and endless paid ads. Damn it all. That bygone halcyon era of the internet was beautiful. It was about CULTURE – MEN of culture (yes, much like this AI-generated photo of a 45-year-old man wearing a Sailor Moon outfit). And as God as my witness, I am bringing it back! Here are some de-indexed, personal “dear diary” type of blogs…

